Sheah (they/them/she/he) is doing all the reading today! Thanks to the suggestion of our friend Noodle, we started off reading fanfiction from Spongebob! And somehow it includes Handsome Squidward, Batman, Hades, Poseidon, Zeus, AND Carol Baskin! Oh, and tigers! It's pretty gay also!!

"And where are the lesbians?" you ask? In Orange Fingers, a one-shot our friend Odie wrote on AO3 for Bottoms (2023)! It's super cute and also mainly features our favorite baby boy Hazel (played by Ruby Cruz).

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