Boy, ninja fights sure do take a long time don't they? Our heroes are ~ still ~ locked in combat with their nemesis Jim Carrey's The Mask, and since everyone seems content to stand around and monologue at each other for a few more episodes, we have a great opportunity to learn a bit more about our dear friend Detective Pink-Eye. Turns out this entire time he's been hiding an extraordinary ninja power! And by extraordinary... we do mean extremely ordinary. Well, at least he's not Naruto.

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