What does a "normal" vulva look like? Trick question! In this episode, we focus on the wide variability in vulvar appearance including size, color and texture. The episode begins with a look at a performance artist who has been wandering across Europe dressed as a giant vulva, calling for the repatriation of a Sile na Gig statue of a vulva held in the British Museum. This is followed by an exploration of several scientific papers that have attempted to measure and quantify the "normal" human vulva.