Merry Christmas and Happy Shambles everyone!  Get your post-Christmas shamble on with all the hot WTF news of the past week...

-Dead Santa

-Cannibal Corpse Guitarist Arrested

-Instagram Sugar Daddy Hot Mess

-Christmas Dragon Yard Display Makes Lame Neighbors Mad

-Man Gets Lung Infection Sniffing His Own Socks

-Man Has Plastic Surgery In Order To Date His Ex

-Fossilized Spider Has Impressive Appendages

-Spiders Could Eat Us All

-New Lochness Monster Sighting

-Parrot Orders From Amazon Prime via Alexa

-Alexa Experiment Gone Wrong

Shamble On!

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