"I'm a Christian - I really don't believe in UFOs." - Mr. T

TOPICS: What if Magic 8 Balls actually told the future? // What if you traded your free will for someone else's? // What if you created actual artificial intelligence accidentally?

SNEAK PEAK: "Celebrate the miracles of biology!" // "My sources say no!" // "Mesquite?! is That a drug?" // "Decisions to make me make decisions." // "Its like a cowboy made love to an abstract painting."