Alexa woke up with gnarly P cramps this morning. In a sleepy stupor she used her weed pen to help get rid of the pain (she didn't smoke it, she rubbed it on her ears). Budly is coming to town today!! So unfortunately Alexa made this episode short and sweet and only talked about important topics.. trying to get laid, worried she has herpes on her face, selling Belinda, and the hottie at the Subaru place.. ya know, the good stuff. In the news segementé we learn about a new technology called the third eye, about the Yoghurt Mafia, and a man licking up someone's blood. Enjoy bitches.