The Amazing Race heads to Budapest, where teams have the option of taking a direct sleeper train from Prague that arrives an hour later, or enduring three transfers to land an hour earlier. Which would YOU choose? Team Sissy-My-Sissy proves they can thrive without the Trainwreck alliance, and Izzy and Paige offer the realest lesbian bathing suit representation we've ever seen on TV.

We're profoundly upset by taxis passing up Jas and Jag bc of their appearance as (in their own words) "turbanators." Plus, a clown gets overheated after being joyfully tackled by the Brothers Keffiyeh who required 135 attempts to complete a juggling challenge.