Soup's on! This week, Harry gets a mouthful; Fleur gets a nickname; Florian Fortescue gets nabbed; the Weasley twins get rich off the magic-industrial complex; Madame Malkin gets uncomfortable; and we get really sad when we have a terrible realization about women in the wizarding world. Plus: Does Draco have a cool new tattoo? ALSO PYGMY PUFFS!

This week's chapters: An Excess of Phlegm & Draco's Detour

Next week's chapters: The Slug Club & Snape Victorious