If all comedians are spazzy degenerates, nerdy cripples, autistic wonderkinds, and homeless, and Chris Iacono is a comedian, why is it that Chris feels he has the right is impose a conduct code on comedy club waitresses?

Because one of them didn't want to sleep with him.

She did, however, want to lead him on while she simultaneously and secretively lead on Chris's friend who is paralleled in comedian loserdom (Jamie "Mad Dog" Mattern). Sorry, Jesus Freak Comedy Club Waitress (god bless), but if you want to dry-hump identical low-lifes, you are going to have to do it out in the open. I said good day, sir!

Hey, Dylan Gadino from Punchline Magazine (.com), what's the update?

Kat Williams was arrested (again) for burglarizing the home that was serving as the set of the movie he was filming. He was caught with his hands full of $3,000 worth of gold coins. So sad... I know he loves money but I would think Scrooge McDuck would be above renting his house to film studios for side cash.

George Carlin! George Carlin is posthumously coming out with a new book, "Last Words." Daughter Kelly Carlin surprised Danny and the crew by calling in with details about the book and life with her dad. As the daughter of a comedy icon, Kelly was allowed to use the seven dirty words around the house, but surprisingly was not introduced to many great comedians because George was an introvert and didn't really hang out. Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker Tits.