This week, we make confusing measurements a thing of the past, create a naming convention with elegance and fluidity, and face baffling opposition to a new military initiative. Our HMS is 'Big Corner Bargains', where we scheme to beat our rivals 'Corners, Corners, Corners' at their own game.

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