(airdate: 3.27.26)

It's a loaded Friday episode and yeah… it's all over the place—in the best way.

Opening Day for Major League Baseball is officially here, so optimism is at an all-time high… and your team is still technically undefeated.

We've got a heads-up on public Wi-Fi mistakes that could get you hacked, plus a surprisingly mystical look at how your phone number might predict your success. Then we slow things down with a reminder of the seven simple things that actually matter in life… before immediately ruining that peace with Super Stuffed Pop-Tarts.

Also in the mix: a Hannah Montana-themed Normal or Nope, F My Life Friday chaos, ICYMIs, the Crazy Crime story, Things You Didn't Know You Need To Know Today, and a fresh batch of AI Dad Jokes.

It's thoughtful, ridiculous, and slightly unhinged—just how your Friday should sound.