First off ... nice. Now that that's out of the way, Rodney and Tim write the eulogies for the Timberwolves and Knicks, wonder whether SGA is already on the Sonics/Thunder Mount Rushmore, and prove that Connor McDavid listens to our show. The dummies then assess their MLB predictions at the 1/3 mark of the season, but not before Rodney hijacks the show with 1992 Peoria Rivermen talk.

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