First of all, nice.

Second of all: It’s just teen-town over here, folks. This week, a bunch of Hufflepuffs and babies crash Quidditch tryouts; Ron and Hermione’s so-called chemistry is just explosions and clouds of stink; Harry has no you-know-whats left to give; Hagrid mourns a murder spider; and Katie Bell gets horror movied. Plus: We finally get Cormac McLaggen’s name right.

This week’s chapters: Hermione’s Helping Hand & Silver and Opals

Next week’s chapters: The Secret Riddle & Felix Felicis