Today we fuck up your ear holes with horrible case of Ronald Gene Simmons. 

WE'RE SORRY FOR THE MINI BREAK. Shit happens and it happened to us. 

If you can hear me breathing, you don't, it's not real, nor is this sinus infection. Everything's fine. 

We hope you had a great holiday season, and got all the gifts you asked for. 

SOURCES:

https://encyclopediaofarkansas.net/entries/ronald-gene-simmons-3731/

http://www.clarkprosecutor.org/html/death/US/simmons131.htm

https://murderpedia.org/male.S/s1/simmons-ronald-gene.htm