Experience our desperate hope for spring as we transition from wintertime cabin fever to government mandated isolation. Alyssa reviews top tier Midwest groundhogs (a.k.a. woodchucks a.k.a. whistle pigs a.k.a. ???). Megan reveals the varied and lurid associations of maple syrup. Hannah tries and fails to keep everyone on task discussing spring holidays and instead lays the groundwork for a cult.

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