Jacob (AKA Heel Grabber) pulls a weird swindle on his blind father by throwing goat skin on his arms and receiving his very stupid father's blessing reserved for his slightly older brother, Hairy. When Hairy discovers this, Old Heel Grabber runs off to hide out with their Uncle Laban, where he fell in love with his sexy cousin. After working for 7 goddamn years without pay in exchange for his sexy cousin's hand in marriage, Uncle Laban pulls a switcheroo and gives Ol' Grabbin' Heel his ugly daughter instead. Through a full wedding, night of passionate fucking, and every other thing that happened, he doesn't notice this once. The following morning he confronts his Uncle Laban, who tells him to dutifully fuck his ugly daughter for a week, and then he can marry his sexy cousin... and also in exchange for 7 more years of unpaid labor. Old Heel Grabbin' Jake reluctantly agrees, and some might say... got what he fucking deserved?