Welcome back to The Greenhouse HQ. This week, we aren’t just talking about the wins—we’re talking about survival. After a brutal Round 8 bloodbath where the "Under" strategy met a scoring surge, the ledger took a heavy -8.23u hit.

In this episode, we perform the clinical autopsy of the Master Board: from the "one-possession" curse on our disposal plays to the high-octane shootouts that shredded our defensive reads. We’re updating the accountability trackers—which still see both ledgers firmly in the green—and looking at how The Undertaker became the studio’s MVP by banking a flawless weekend.

📊 Main Investments (1U):

• 32 Wins - 27 Losses | +8.75 Units

💀 The Specialist (The Undertaker):

• 8 Wins - 3 Losses | +4.09 Units

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EPISODE SEGMENTS:

1. INTRO
2. WEEKLY Recap: The Round 8 Autopsy
3. 2026 Season Accountability Tracker
4. The Shit List / Redemption City
5. The Weekend Board: Round 9 Top Plays
6. The Undertaker's Graveyard
7. "STAKE TO STEAK" Challenge: The $1 Reset
8. Final Thoughts / Outro