We discuss RTG getting bit on the ass by a dog over the weekend, women blowing stuff out of proportion, RTG's new term "friend rape", flattery, thinking other people's lives are better than yours, Dev's feelings on Hillary Clinton, how teachers who sleep with underage students are surprisingly hot, and how Dev stole a melody for one of his songs from a 70's porn film theme. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM