Table of Nonsense:

0:00 - Waiting

2:25 - John’s trip to Greece

6:00 - SPIRIT VS. EMIRATES Airlines

10:45 - The beginning of the shitshow

13:50 - Don’t greek girls like it in the behind?

14:10 - The horrifying pedophilic history of Greece

17:00 - Reusing an engagement ring from a failed marriage?

18:00 - “the formula”

21:00 -  Natski Batski

23:00 - One passed out woman, two undercover “cops” and a creepy greek orgy

39:00 - Chameleon bug eye boy

43:30 - New Orleans

45:00 - Yo Momma’s (Port St. Peter is currently closed)

47:10 - Micky Mouse ruined Bourbon Street and closed 50% of the strip clubs

49:00 - Montreal lap dances are only $10 each vs. $40 on Bourbon Street

50:45 - The melting pot of saliva 

57:00 - John’s plane gets struck by lightning

59:00 - When you fly back to NY but your bag ends up in PANAMA (the country)

62:00 - Revisiting the Penis Trap