This week Dave misuses the word "plaintiff" in court, Cody chases kids off his porch, Jes can't keep telling you that she loves your retweets, and Kameron is hard-core pirate as hell. Also, teacher Nicholas was in fact the Zodiac Killer.

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

02:50 - Science Time with Dave: Solar System

04:50 - Fruitwards: Anencephalous Trigraph

14:23 - Twittershins Rapidballs

26:51 - What Day is This?: National Package Protection Day

37:59 - Improv Game of the Week: Sex With Me Is Like

47:57 - The Ending

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