This Week: The Seuss Strikes Back! The Cat in the Hat Invades Your Home. Annotated Mein Kampf Bestseller in Germany (not joking). The French Nationalist Fricassee. Nathan and Justin Poison Themselves with Hackberries. Second Hand New York Times. Old Cherry Goes to the Pub. The Horror of Justin's 5th Grade School Journal. Justin Is Not Whele. A Very Moist Spring Break. Our Commitments to the Furture. Captain of the Horse Dancing Team.

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