the boys discuss bon jovi's meaty adult son who is in an umami burger commercial for some reason, and realize they are dangerously close above rob schneider's podcast on the itunes charts and vow to grow that lead and build a #SchneiderBuffer. then, the fellas are joined by comedian and newly-minted amateur baker will weldon (@oldmanweldon, @willbakeshimselftodeath) to talk about the maddening descent into his own personal hell that is home baking.