How do you think your kids would handle an emergency? This week's journey includes Tom finding out exactly how his kids would do, a creepy story courtesy of The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings, a controversial substance found in (nearly) every home, John Cena....and Dad Jokes. Always Dad Jokes.

The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings - Lot 028

Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division

John Cena Punching Bag (If You Can See Him)

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