Table of Nonsense:

0:00 - Zero Dark 30

2:15- Chris spent the first 5 seasons of game of thrones mishearing THESE characters..

4:10 - John’s junior year in high school - principle compares him to a terrorist

8:30 - Steve Lipton and his unbelievable school antics

11:30 - LUNCHTIME MADNESS is born

15:00 - Exploding baked potatoes

16:15 - Exploding sweet & sour packets

17:00 - Vermon Day

18:45 - Top Secret John Matland high school stories

29:40 - The glorious climax of John Matland’s top secret high school story.

33:00 - John’s dating experiment

38:30 - John attempts to call Niece Waldhoffer (for the very last time)

39:00 - Oh the lengths people will go to use the HOV lane. 

40:00 - Florida Man

41:40 - If you’re both white, can you have a black baby?

43:00 - David Blane is getting sued for hypnotic handjobs

48:00 - Professional Hypnotherapist weighs in on the topic

52:00 - Visit www.Shamaslight.com to get out of your own way and reach your full potential!

55:00 - The average salary of a pornstar is…..

60:30 - Increasing ejaculate?  Drink More Water, keep heat away from the ballsack and wear loose underwear and more tips.