Valentines Day is just around the corner and Chris and Warren go back and forth about "proper etiquette" for this hallmark-ien holiday. Is there such a thing as having too many sweethearts on this day filled with love? Surprisingly, polyamorous “couples” find themselves rather lonely. Chris suggests swinging for those couples looking to spice up their relationships. Warren degrades Chris’ orgy to a ménage à trois. Chipoltle, every American’s favorite Mexican food turns out to be more authentic than you think. And you know that pyramid they want to build in Colorado for the aliens? They might not need slaves to build it this time. Chris wants to start a new collection of his favorite dictators and communist leaders with trading cards. And in other weird news Warren worries about how much a woman’s vagina gets stretched without a C-section after giving birth to a 13lb baby that was 22inches long