Food stamps! Get your food stamps! Uncle Sam supports Myka's dream, so should you! Free food for everyone until they abolish the slavery that is being alive. Al Jackson came into the studio concerned over Oprah's fate. How will the country handle such an epic loss? By smoking weed in a movie theater? By downing a bottle of champagne? No, champagne downage is for celebratory events like getting your own Comedy Central half hour special Which he has, it premieres tonight, 11pm est on Comedy Central. Watch it, the crowd is roaring. Odd Todd Rosenburg came in with an impressive list of goals: Beat a few more levels in plants and zombies, think about exercising, try not to get pressured by nearby hoverers at the airport California Pizza Kitchen. Oh, hes also collaborating on a film with that guy who made Donnie Darko, working on a TV show, and revolutionizing the educational system.  Father/daughter improv duo "Grandma Hates Technology" are 50 yr old Mike Weiss and his 14 yr old daughter Jessica came in and explained how their group formed: Mike had a mid-life crisis after not being able to pursue comedy after having a daughter. Then he used his daughter to kick start a comedy career. Chris and Myka convinced them to do some improv live on the air that featured, if you can believe it, a grandma that hates technology. Two ninths of the award winning sketch group  "Harvard Sailing Team" came in and set the record straight about the Golden Girls. They were the best. Also the best, winning a Nightlife Award and performing at Town Hall.  Also the best, cats on Prozac.