Cave of wonders? More like cave of horrors! This week, Trelawney hides her empties, Malfoy gets his magical carpentry credentials, and then, you know, they go to LITERAL HELL. This underworld has everything: zombies, a glowing green cocktail made of nightmares, a truly messed up boat trip, the blood of a beloved teacher. Plus: You know what? No. That’s enough.

This week’s chapters: The Seer Overheard & The Cave

Next week’s chapters: The Lightning-Struck Tower & Flight of the Prince