What is time but a spindsy-windsy. A spindsy-windsy where matriarchic control of the yin-yangy zippy zappy magic is a hummin' along and people be like let's start an adventure. Also, if you see a shiny dagger lying on the ground, leave it there. It's either cursed, a murder weapon and then you'd be an evidence tampering felon, or somebody just lost it and you should leave it there before it hollows you out. Yeah that's right, I fixated on that plot point for the excessively long description of our episode talking about the first three Wheel of Time books by Robert Jordan.