Patrick and James return to discuss:

*Is Phil Garner a Nerd?

*The current state of the AL West

*Should three hours determine a 162-game season?

*Today's win over Oakland

*Altuve's injury, and hedging against another long playoff run

*Why does this year's team feel weird?

*Paying Dallas Keuchel

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