Welcome to ShambleFest!  Here we are in year 3!  Enjoy our first episode of weekly WTF news updates with stories about:

 

·         Guy on Reddit can’t do it with out black metal playing

·         Missing grocery store clerk found 10 years later behind cooler

·         Cooler of body parts found

·         68 year old dominatrix makes tons of money

·         Woman makes money on Insta with photos of her posterior

·         Chimps recognize butts the same way humans recognize faces

·         Is the gov’t putting out weaponized ticks??

·         Storm Loc Ness- Find Dat Big Boi

·         Alister Crowley’s mansion sold

·         Permafrost melts, ancient species springs to life

·         Woman claims to commune with faery realm

·         Sweet old people get married at 100 and 103 years old!

Shamble On!

Music: Admiral Longtooth

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