On December 15th, 1900 three Scottish lighthouse keepers sat down to dinner on the island. Maybe Liam put butter on his bread, maybe he didn't. Maybe Wallace finished his meatloaf, maybe he didn't. Maybe this piggy went to the market and this one went weeee all the way home. We will never know because after this night, all three were never heard from again. Neither their bodies nor any of Wallace's meatloaf were ever recovered despite meat archelogists' (not a thing) best efforts. 

Today, the Grognostic crew break down Scotland's most sinister and perplexing, unsolved mysteries.