Danny makes terrible puns on the name of a certain Scandinavian country. Los Angeles comedian Jacob Shirof says he is “mainstream and hacky”, and proud of it. He talks about his terrific sex life, which only fuels his desire to masturbate. A Zamboni-driving Danny manifests himself in Chris’s dreams. A stoned Shang Hueng cannot recall a time when he had a problem with anyone. Danny gets crap for watching Indiana Jones IV but not the first three. Make sure to tune into this more-perverted-than-usual edition of the Monday Show.