I wouldn't listen to this while eating. I go deep into describing Texas wildlife that I've been encountering such as frogs, lizards, wasps, and spiders. There's currently a heat wave and I'm stuck at home without a car. Lord knows I'm not going outside and exposing my skin to the actual sun. I didn't move here to accelerate the aging process. I moved here to get away from the zealots of the North who unironically think Juneteenth is not a cringeworthy holiday.

Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/pPKNVzPyaiE