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Time Stamps:

00:00 Intro

00:25 Fuuuuuuck Tempe Arizona😡 

5:50 Shitty open mics

8:03 School shootings ruined finger guns for white people

13:35 Charlie Kirk memes  

17:55 Andrew Wilson’s crash out

18:50 Fresh and Fit

23:40 Somalians in Minnesota????

30:45 Pre-colonial Twitter

35:40 Zohran Mamdani… Brown Obama?

38:30 Diddy documentary

42:00 New Bits! Shane Gillis glazing. More comedy talk.

50:10 Seeing Louis CK live

55:44 Crazy college bars

57:50 Dave got roofied 

1:01:10 Homeless guy tries stand-up

1:07:00 Dave talks living in his car

1:21:15 Turtle sex

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