The unsolicited advice is exploding everywhere in this episode. Eat your dinner. Don’t talk about politics. Do your kegels. Avoid pedicures in Palm Springs. Don’t assume you know more about Jane Goodall than your older sister. Rinse your recycling. Someone give Nick an award for his tremendous recycling efforts. Take a nap. Don’t put that many marshmallows in your mouth or you’ll choke. Don’t steal traffic cones. Get a divorce if you want to. Stop saying “I’m sorry” when people tell you they’re divorcing. Don’t swallow massive butter balls. Watch English Teacher. Watch Game of Thrones. Don’t buy the cheap tissues. Don’t even look at the ingredients for toilet paper. Rate us five stars (please).

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