The Bible Abridged

Ep 8 - The Problem with Marrying Your Cousins


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Drama heats up between Jacob's cousin wives and they start cranking children out and throwing sex slaves at him until all of a sudden he has twelve fucking children! After the birth of his youngest, Joseph, Jacob decides to get out of town. After a long con pays off that gives him all the best livestock, he flees... not very far away and Laban finds him easily. The two get drunk and make a truce and Jacob murders a baby animal.

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The Bible AbridgedBy Jay Winston