It's Ben J. Grimey! But first, it's Deadpool, Deathstroke, Black Panther, Phil Coulson's Superhero Trading Cards, and Goose's Tentacle Cream, all wonderful candidates for the best things on Earth. In the end, we do make it to Ben Grimm, aka the Thing, but there's a surprise guest appearance - from the Thong! And finally, we ask the question: can pants wear themselves? Have fun.