Mad Eye, we hardly knew ye. Literally, we had almost no scenes with actual Mad Eye, and now he’s, well … you know. This week, Geoge is hard of hearing, Hagrid overdoes it on the firewhisky, Mrs. Weasley panics over in-laws, Hermione breaks the whole wizarding world by stealing some books, and Ron gets a ghoulish twin. Plus: Have you ever thought about how old Horace Slughorn must be? We just did! REAL OLD!

This week’s chapters: Fallen Warrior & The Ghoul in Pajamas

Next week’s chapters: The Will of Albus Dumbledore & The Wedding