Episode 81 is a full catch-up with Lauren in studio — and it starts with Niamh doing 80 minutes on the StairMaster like an actual psychopath.

Then it turns into a proper rant about the 35-week driving test wait times, the absolute nonsense of “accompanying drivers”, and why learner drivers should be able to get signed off by an instructor if the system is going to leave people waiting eight months.

And finally, the pop culture lore. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Taylor Frankie Paul, the leaked TMZ video, Dakota, “dad talk” being cringe, Jessie’s divorce tea, and why Whitney is actually the star.