“so like how much seggsy talk am I allowed to do in this copy?” -Melissa

“make it x-rated” -Maya

This is it, fam. Bella is HOT and BOTHERED and has decided to go for Edward’s cold, cold eggplant emoji. Is this everything we’ve been waiting for? Definitely. And also, absolutely not.

We discuss the most important of all questions: Is death worth the D?

Maybe?? If you’re married first? And have purged yourself of all sin?

Surprise, we have a number of opinions.

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