Mia sits down to talk about Trump making kindergarten level excuses for babbling like an idiot in Helsinki and kicks off a new segment But Why!? where she checks out people who really have no reason to be doing what they’re doing. In this premiere double feature Mia highlights Shridhar Chillal the man who held the record for the longest fingernails on a single hand. He recently had them cut at the Ripley’s Believe It or Not museum in Times Square. She also checks out Ashrita Furman’s (world record holder for most Guinness World Records) newest record - most watermelons sliced on stomach in one minute.

Mia suggests that Melania should write her tell all about Trump by coming out with a series of jackets that spell out the story one sentence fragment at a time.

In Dumb Sh*t for Sale she returns to the Japan Tend Shop to check out a neck fat reducer belt.

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