Things fall apart, fast and unsurprisingly, at the Weasley/Delacour wedding. But hey, at least Hermione’s prepared (of course she is). This week, the trio pull a Viggo Mortensen (and Heather misses the reference); Mad Eye kills it with the Halloween decor but phones it in with actual defensive spells; Harry reads a precious letter; Ron and Hermione I guess almost/maybe hold hands, ugh; and Kreacher unspools a captivating tale. Plus: You know you wanted more singing.

This week’s chapters: A Place to Hide & Kreacher’s Tale

Next week’s chapters: The Bribe & Magic is Might