Hey Motherfuckers! Deadpool here. Taking over Phil and Tom’s notes section this week. I could tell you all about the shit they talk about on this episode, or I could tell you the only thing that matters…this is the Deadpool 2 episode! So get ready to have your earholes fucked by these two sexy cinephiles as they talk about the best superhero film currently in theaters. I know you’re probably thinking of another one with a giant purple villain with testicles for a chin…but we have that same actor (Sup Brolin!) playing a way cooler villain with a badass robotic arm and time traveling watch. Also we have a hormonal teenager that won’t shoot his web into every clean towel in the house. (Sorry Aunt May!) So get ready for the sexiest, weirdest, and best episode yet, my episode.

 

Unicorns and Anal Beads,

Deadpool

 

TRAILERS

• The Happytime Murders (Early Concept Art)
• City of Lies
• Mowgli
• A-X-L

 

MOVIES WE SAW

• Deadpool 2

 

NEWS

• Jake Gyllenhaal Eyed for Villain Role in ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ Sequel
• Jennifer Aniston, Tig Notaro First Same Sex White House Couple In Netflix Film Comedy ‘First Ladies’
• ‘In The Heights’: Warner Bros Closing $50M Deal For Movie Rights After Hot Auction
• Obamas Ink Producing Deal With Netflix
• Steven Spielberg, Leonardo DiCaprio, Appian Way In Early Talks To Team On Ulysses S. Grant Epic At Lionsgate

 

HEY! THAT’S DOPE!

• Movie & TV Character Trading Cards
• Nicholas Cage Sequin Pillow

 

#NETFLICKPICKS

• Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond (Trailer)
• 42 (Trailer)