It turns out silent coups and rampant anti-muggle born bigotry are not that funny! Sorry about that. This week, the return of French onion soup; a lot of questions about grocery shopping; a nasty confrontation with a beloved father figure; the true villain of the entire series comes to light; and we talk about politics for way, way longer than you want us to. We can’t help it. Plus: Raise a glass to Rufus Scrimgeour.

This week’s chapters: The Bribe & Magic is Might

Next week’s chapters: The Muggle-born Registration Commission & The Thief