It's the second month of 2014 already, which clearly means your life is wasting away and there's NO HOPE for the future. So celebrate with this bunch of no hopers! Features galore, including YOUR feedback via blah blah and blah, Hey (Hey!) You're Being A D, Sideshow Insults You, and Ladona talks America.Take pity on @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter. And follow @wantsaword to win a fabulous prize!**maybe