THE PEOPLE v. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
Defense Exhibit A

Docket No.: 97-BATROB-001
Venue: Screenshare & Chill Court of Public Opinion
Matter Before the Court: Review and consideration of Batman & Robin (1997)

Charges:

• Crimes Against Cinema
• Excessive One-Liners
• Poor Acting

Proceedings:
On the date of release, the motion picture Batman & Robin (1997) is entered into the record as Defense Exhibit A. The Court convenes to hear testimony, review cinematic evidence, and establish historical context relevant to the above charges.

This session constitutes Part One of the proceedings. No findings are rendered. No judgment is issued. All determinations are reserved pending further review.

Status: Ongoing
Verdict: Deferred
Court: Adjourned

Edited by Kelley. Original music by Kelley wsg Arnold Schwarzenegger