YO! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody's back in the wooder, and we're talkin' about money, comedy, and diner waitresses! Fuggin' listen!

First up, this insane Riyadh Comedy Festival jawn. Are you kiddin' me with these paychecks? Saudi Arabia is throwin' mountains of cash at high-profile comedians, while the funniest guys we know are still stuck doin' open mics in 2nd floor of a dirty old pub. We break down who's sellin' out for the oil money.

Then, we're bringin' it back home to the most important topic: why those waitresses at the local diner are always so damn hot. Seriously, the hustle, the coffee refills, the attitude—it's a whole vibe. We're diggin' into the undeniable, messy attraction to the ladies who bring you that sloppy hot dog.

It’s a hilarious mess of Saudi money and local horniness. Grab your Wawa coffee, and fuggin' listen!

Watch on Youtube doooode.