To pull off an impossible heist, you need an impossible crew. Rambo. Pender. Purpler. Thatcher. Rothfuss. Sounds like a laugh — I'm in.

Featuring Pat Rothfuss as Patrick Rothfuss.

NeoScum is Blair Britt, Mike Migdall, Gannon Reedy, Eleni Sauvageau, and Casey Toney. Yeah, daddy. You can find NeoScum on Twitter, on Reddit, and at NeoScum.com.

// THE GOOD STUFF

• CHECK OUT THIS EP's GM NOTES! Gannon shared art, photos, and notes related to the EL-KURRU Pyramid in a new post at NeoScum.com/blog!
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This episode of NeoScum contains the following music from HoZac Records:

• I'm Dead (Instrumental) - The Limiñanas (ending plug)

Music may have been edited or modified for use. Learn more about HoZac and the artists they support at HoZacRecords.com.