THE PEOPLE v. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
Closing Arguments Filed

Docket No.: 26-SCHW-001
Venue: Screenshare & Chill Court of Public Opinion
Matter: Criminal charges brought against Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger

Proceedings:
The Prosecution and the Defense having rested, the Court hereby enters Closing Arguments into the official record.

Counsel for the People submits that the accused is guilty on all counts, citing demonstrable Acting Violations, and alleged Crimes Against Cinema in the first degree.

Counsel for the Defense contends that Mr. Schwarzenegger is a cultural landmark, that his performances must be evaluated within genre standards, and that the films in question stand as admissible evidence of action cinema excellence.

The jury is instructed to retire for deliberation. Listeners are reminded that bias, nostalgia, and bicep circumference must be weighed carefully.

Status: Submitted to Jury
Verdict: Pending
Court: In Recess