They say it can't be done. One of the most secure and highly protected vaults in all of Vegas, buried deep within the burial chamber of a gargantuan fortified pyramid. I mean, the only way to get that door open is if they open it for you. Jackpot.

Featuring Pat Rothfuss as Patrick Rothfuss.

NeoScum is Blair Britt, Mike Migdall, Gannon Reedy, Eleni Sauvageau, and Casey Toney. Yeah, daddy. You can find NeoScum on Twitter, on Reddit, and at NeoScum.com.

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This episode of NeoScum contains the following music from HoZac Records:

• I'm Dead (Instrumental) - The Limiñanas (ending plug)

Music may have been edited or modified for use. Learn more about HoZac and the artists they support at HoZacRecords.com.